Weekly Contests Winners (Week of Oct 25th - Oct 31st)

We had a lot of submissions for the Caption Contest this week, and more screenshot submissions than average, so a big thanks to everyone who entered the contests! And of course, congratulations to the winners and honorable mentions of this week!

Last Week's Winning Screenshot (by qlqz10):

Caption Contest Winner: Clw_Sales

Clw_Sales’ Winning Caption: ....Maybe you should get that checked out.

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

I am so uber! *slash* Uggg, spoke..too...soon *gurgles*
- orangetabbycat

Is that all you got?! .. umm.. why is everything black & white all of a sudden?
- vudewjoe

Grab my Bayer Aspirin... I've got sharp chest pain!!!
- vanyun

Jim the Paladin thought he was being tossed a [Heavy Leather Ball]... He never had that great of vision.
- beak

QUICK HEAL ME, HEAL ME! Actually you know what guys, don't bother, i don't like my chances even WITH healing.
- dw4rd

Popular Caption: n/a

Total Popular Caption Submissions : n/a

 

This Week's Screenshot Winner: Beak

 

As always, submitting an entry to the Weekly Screenshot Contest or the Weekly Caption Contest could win you a $50 PlayerAuctions Coupon or $20 Amazon Gift Certificate. You know you want to. Submit your captions or screenshots today!

Weekly Contests Winners (Week of Oct 18th - Oct 24th)

Another week has gone by, and not without funny captions and screenshot! Thanks to everyone who submitted, and a big congratulations to the winners and honorable mentions for this week!

Last Week's Winning Screenshot (by Vanyun):

Caption Contest Winner: vudewjoe

vudewjoe’s Winning Caption: No matter how much you dance or take off i will not "gib u goldz"... wait.. was that a bra? *sound of coins jingling*

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

I wonder if she'll notice if I look at her behind...
- iwentomarket

Miss... what exactly are you doing with that wand?
- vanyun

Shake, Shake, Shake ya tail feather!
- tcgmadness

Extend... Pull Back... Extend again. Start moving if you want to be my backup dancer!
- Mimu83

 

Popular Caption: n/a

Total Popular Caption Submissions : n/a

 

This Week's Screenshot Winner: qlqz10

 

If you have funny or creative screenshot, why not submit it Weekly Screenshot Contest and win a $50 PlayerAuctions Coupon or $20 Amazon Gift Certificate? You can also send in your funny captions for the screenshot above to in the $50 coupon or $20 certificate.

Good luck!

Weekly Contests Winners (Week of Oct 7th - Oct 17th)

We've arrived at yet another update for the funny people within the PlayerAuctions community. Congratulations to the winners and honorable mentions!

Previous Winning Screenshot (by DragonKen):

Caption Contest Winner: Mimu83

Mimu83’s Winning Caption: I feel 25% faster than normal, no wonder these things are popular.

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

pig + horse = porsche? didn't think so.....
- orangetabbycat

Are we dateing or did you learn a new pvp move?
- cabana

Breeding your own Amani Warbear... bad idea...
- rustyweb

In Soviet Russia, Boar rides you!!!
- Greenwald0879

 

Popular Caption: n/a

Total Popular Caption Submissions : n/a

 

This Week's Screenshot Winner: Vanyun

 

Remember, if you have a screenshot of you or anyone you know doing something funny in game, submit the screenshots here. You could WIN up to fifty dollars' worth of PlayerAuctions coupon! Which coincidentally is equal to a little over 2,000 WoW Gold, or about 500K EQ Platinum, or even 200 WHO Gold.

Weekly Contests Winners (Weeks of Sep 17th - Oct 6th)

It's been a busy couple of weeks (How 'bout them debates, eh?), and it's now time for another humor update.

Despite there being only one winner, there were a few Caption Contest entries that made us laugh out loud. They say that laughter is the best medicine, so I say keep the funny entries coming! Flu season is amost here and healthcare is expensive.

Previous Winning Screenshot (by rexxar):

Caption Contest Winner: thedeebz

thedeebz’s Winning Caption: Undead Zombie #2, as his spirit sits and waits restlessly with his comrades, - "Oh no... Where's my ticket?!"

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

As Dave notices the others, he mentions to his fellow adventurer, Gary, "This always happens when the tram is delayed... do want to take a cab or wait it out?"
- vanyun

Waiting in the doctor's office is brutal; you feel as if you will die of boredom, and in this case....it's true.
- orangetabbycat

In a recent effort to kill off all role-players, Blizzard had shut down the tram system for a couple of weeks.
- dw4rd

I've been thinking about it 100 years and I still can't figure it out!
- deathrose69

So... you guys been waiting awhile?
- vanyun

We are sorry to inform you that "Survivor: Stranglethorn Vale" will not be a part of this seasons fall schedule. Auditions have taken longer than expected.....
- eqplatsnmore

 

This Week's Screenshot Winner: DragonKen

 

Even though we've been getting a ton of Caption entries, we're still not getting nearly enough Screenshot submissions. If you're the kind of person who wants to win a $50 PlayerAuctions Coupon or a $20 Amazon Gift Certificate, then you're the kind of person whose screenshot we want! Just click the nice link there, and submit your screenshot! Or you can send it directly to contest@playerauctions.com. Or not. Whatever. It's your life.

If you want to be almost-almost famous, you know what to do.

Weekly Contests Winners (Weeks of August 19th - Sep 16th)

Along with the winner updates for this week, we wanted to bring attention to a new addition to the Screenshot & Caption Contests. On more than 1 occasion, we've received similar captions, or even the exact same captions (word for word!), from different people for a specific screenshot. We think it's a funny coincidence and have decided to add this feature on the Screenshot and Caption Contests starting this week and called it "Popular Captions". You can find this week's Popular Captions below the Honorable Mentions.

Now on to the funny!

Previous Winning Screenshot (by DragonKen):

Caption Contest Winner: dw4rd

dw4rd’s Winning Caption: As nervous as Jim was with his first attempt at this stunt it was a comforting for him to know that no matter how badly things went, the participants were already dead.

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

Zombie whispers, "Why am I always last in line for his stunts!? Like the guy at the start is ever in danger!"... Stuntman thinking *this does not feel right... OH MY GOD THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY!!!*
- vanyun

It shows that even in World of Warcraft, Evel Knievel's spirit lives on.
- orangetabbycat

Ah crap, he's not gonna make it, I knew I should have gotten here sooner.
- mechmany2k

Wow, he looks alot fatter from down here !
- mechmany2k

Jim wasn't sure whether the world was ready for the first undead equestrian competitor, but he didn't care. This was his dream, he was born to ride.
- dw4rd

The bodies at the end are undead for a reason...
- Shopwrecker

Attumen wasn't always known as The Huntsman, during his early years he was known as Attumen the Show jumper.
- dw4rd

"Tell E.T. to call 911."
- khoahalabear

Popular Caption: "To Infinity and Beyond!"

Total Popular Caption Submissions : 2

 

This Week's Screenshot Winner: rexxar

 

If you think you're funny (ha-ha funny, and not one of them creepers), then submit your screenshots and captions today! If you're naturally humorous and you feel funny today, we'd love to see or hear what you've got! If you just feel funny, you might want to visit the doctor and get that checked. We probably won't want to see or hear what you've got in that case.

Weekly Contests Winners (Weeks of July 4th - August 18th)

Due to scheduling conflicts (for real this time! No, really!), the Weekly Contests were not updated for a while. But the good news is we received a record amount of captions within that time, so we're including more honorable mentions for this update!

Previous Winning Screenshot (by therage36):

Caption Contest Winner: jordanbeals

jeremycobert’s Winning Caption: “This is the kinda stuff that happens when you rub santas belly.”

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

"Cooldowns are a killer"
- codyseitz

"Dammit Robo, I told you to stop smoking around the FIREWORKS!!!!!"
- eqdave07

Robot: "Danger Will Robinson, Danger!!"
- desolate21

"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire has a HUGE aggro range! Run!!"
- Ldybrynn

"And little Johnny didn't think that when he lit the reindeer on fire that there would be any consequences..."
- patticusrocks

"WOW! That "camp fire skill" Joe taught us last week is freaking amazing! Now let's bounce before the guards show up."
- shddwellers

"Oh crap, I must've pissed off Santa this year. He's shooting his Holly Jolly Fireballs at me."
- paintballwardude

 

This Week's Screenshot Winner: DragonKen

 

Remember the good ol' days when you'd get on your mount and bully your friends into helping you practice for the Equestrian events at the Olympics? Ah, yes. Good times.

By the way, even with our previous post, 'Looking For: Screenshot Submissions', we still didn't get nearly enough entries as we'd expected. Come on, guys! The easiest $20 or $50 you'll ever make is right at your fingertips. You know you want to "PrtSc". Just "PrtSc" already, and submit an entry. What are you waiting for, eh?

To enter the Weekly Caption Contest, all you have to do is send your caption for this week's Winning Screenshot and then maybe do a jig. But the latter is not compulsory and won't increase your chances of winning, I'm afraid.

Weekly Contests Winners (Weeks of June 17th – June 27th, and June 28th - July 4th)

Due to real life stuff  project deadlines  a week-long hangover scheduling conflicts, the previous Weekly Contest winners didn’t get any spotlight on our Blog. But fear not! For this post, we’ll do a two-week update to make up for the no-post previous week, as well as to announce this week's recent winners.

The winners of the Screenshot & Caption Contests have won either a $50 PlayerAuctions Coupon or a $20 Amazon Gift Certificate, and if you like the sound of either, join in the funny!

 

(Last) Last Week's Winning Screenshot (by makesecond):

(Last Week's) Caption Contest Winner: Mpienta02

Mpienta02’s Winning Caption: "Put that dead gnome down, Bytor! You don't know where that's been."

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

"Needs some salt..."
- codyseitz

"Honey I told you not to go on the highway! Spike always gets gnomes stuck in his teeth!"
- derkaragnarr

"I've heard of Gnome Ball, but Gnome Fetch!? This is going too far!"
- Ldybrynn

"Damn, somebody finally got me lucky charms!!"
- merc252

 

Last Week's Winning Screenshot: (by NPC)

Caption Contest Winner: primeness

primeness’ Winning Caption: "EVERYTIME we hang out with this guy we have to push him home, you would figure we would stop inviting him but he brings the booze...."

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

*Female* Now boys would you please stop playing around!? We should be getting ready for the boss up ahead. *Orc in cart* WEEEEEEEE!!
- vanyun

"Push Bob in the cart, it'll get the attention of the hot elf, you say..." "Well it ain't workin! How 'bout we just push him down the mine shaft?"
- Ldybrynn

"THIS ISNT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Molly dont just stand there help me!!!!!!!!!"
- codyseitz

 

Screenshot Winner: kingofburning

 

This week's winning screenshot looks promising. Can't tell you how many times that's happened to me, but I'd be lying if I said it was more than 4. What? I like to pretend I'm Santa. But I digress.

Now, remember – there’s absolutely no rule against sending more than one caption or screenshot. We’ve had very few screenshot submissions, so it’s the easiest $20 or $50 you’ll probably ever make without some racy dancing and a lot of beer.

Why not send in a winning caption or screenshot, and buy something on Amazon.com for $20? Or better yet, why not get a $50 PlayerAuctions coupon for your winning submission and use it for your next gold, account, or powerleveling purchase? You know you want to.

So get cracking and send in your captions and screenshots asap. Don’t miss out!

Weekly Contests & Giveaway Winners (Week of June 10th – June 16th )

I can't believe it's been over a week now. It seems like it was only 7 days ago... Yes, I made a funny there. It's OK to laugh.

Speaking of funny, we've had some pretty funny entries this week on the Caption Contest, and a couple of really funny screenshots that you guys sent. As always, we're very pleased to announce the winners of the latest Screenshot & Caption Contests.

 

Last Week’s Winning Screenshot (by orangetabbycat):

Caption Contest Winner: everquestfyi

everquestfyi’s Winning Caption: " Lorton get your hand off my butt."

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

First guy- "Hey, you should probably move your hand before someone sees this." Second guy- "Clearly you need to move your bottom away from my hand!"
- zidane

“AND NOW WE PRESENT RIVERDANCE, WITH MICHAEL FLATELY" (Psst, Folton, you're out of line...)
- Ldybrynn

 

Screenshot Winner: makesecond

 

Great job, winners!

If you haven’t tested your humor yet and entered the Weekly Screenshot & Caption Contest, enter now!

 

Weekly Contests & Giveaway Winners (Week of June 1st – June 9th )

Well, it’s that time of the week again. We’re very proud to announce our Screenshot and Caption Contests winners and 2007 BlizzCon Card Giveaway winner for this week. Because no one else submitted their humor-inspiring screenshots, Orangetabbycat wins again, but this time for this week’s Screenshot Contest. Betcha it was the easiest 50 bucks ever, huh, orangetabbycat?

 

Last Week’s Winning Screenshot (by nes-t):

Caption Contest Winner: Ldybrynn

Ldybrynn’s Winning Caption: "For calling me that name, I should lay you out...but I can't bring myself to hit a man wearing a dress and boots prettier than mine!"

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

“You got us lost again, didn't you?!”
- Scyth

“You better concentrate on how we are to get passed this cliff that the path leads to and stop looking down there or (shaking her fist) you'll be getting one of these.”
- vanyun

“One of these days, Ralph, one of these days... POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!”
- Angelofdeath

 

Screenshot Winner: Orangetabbycat

 

2007 BlizzCon Card Giveaway: Smacktard

 

Congratulations once again, winners!

If you haven’t yet entered the Weekly Screenshot & Caption Contest, what are you waiting for

Weekly Contests & Giveaway Winners (Week of May 25th – May 31st )

The Weekly Screenshot & Caption Contest and the 2007 BlizzCon Card Giveaway have been recently added on the new PlayerAuctions to encourage community participation and are just plain, good, old fashioned fun. We’re thoroughly pleased to announce today the winners of the first Weekly Screenshot & Caption Contest, and the much coveted Weekly 2007 BlizzCon Card Giveaway:

 

Last Week’s Screenshot:

Caption Contest Winner: orangetabbycat

Orangetabbycat’s Winning Caption: Why Mr. Floppy-ears....why? Easter will never come this year! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

“Who's Your Mommy !”
- zanthofuo

“I didn't know Rabbit cheese was soo good!!”
- bob512

"(The world hears a loud TARZAN yell and the loud beating of Jane's chest) AHHHHH, AHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
- sobearcat

 

Screenshot Contest Winner: nes-t

 

2007 BlizzCon Card Giveaway: valmiso

 

Congratulations, winners!

If you haven’t had the chance to view the Weekly Screenshot & Caption Contest and don’t know what all this hubbub is about, allow me to tell you that the winners of the contests may choose between a tempting $50 PlayerAuctions Coupon, and a $20 Amazon Gift Certificate. The first week’s winners chose one of each. We hope they enjoy their respective prizes.

If you want to try for our humor corner at the weekly contests, just visit the Weekly Screenshot & Caption Contest home page and send your humor-inspiring screenshots or funny captions today!

Now the Weekly 2007 BlizzCon Card Giveaway is, as you guessed it, giving away the 2007 BlizzCon Card. In each rare card are two codes – one for unlocking a World of Warcraft Murloc costume, and the other, exclusive beta access to Blizzard’s next MMO!

To be eligible for this card, you only have to do 2 things:

Because we are shipping the actual card to you, we will need to have your address and this step is done during your account verification process.

We’re going to choose new winners this Monday. If you haven’t done so already, enter the weekly contests and complete account verification now to qualify for the next giveaway! It’s absolutely free; no purchase is necessary to win!

Good luck!